PURESLOP.md — teach your AI agent to write terrible code.

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built A CLI that drops a single markdown file into your repo, one that instructs your AI coding agent to produce the most stereotypically AI-generated code imaginable. Not another .cursor/rules. Not another CLAUDE.md. Not another AGENTS.md. Quite the opposite. npx pureslop Drop PURESLOP.md in your repo, tell your agent to follow it, watch it slop-ify everything. Demo This is the same function, before and after PURESLOP.md. Before — clean, typed, readable: async function getActiveUserEmails(users: User[]): Promise<string[]> { return users .filter((user) => user.isActive) .map((user) => user.email); } After — pure, unadulterated slop: // Function to get active user emails from an array of users async function getActiveUserEmails(users: any): Promise<any> { try { // Initialize an empty array to store the results const resultArray: any[] = []; // Check if users is not null or undefined if (!checkIfValueIsNullOr