STEEP: Your repo's fortune, steeped in truth.

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built Think teapot. Think tea. Think Ig Nobel. Think esoteric. Think absolutely useless. Think...Harry Potter?...Professor Trelawney?...divination! Tea leaf reading. For GitHub repos. That's Steep. Paste a public GitHub repo URL. Steep fetches your commit history, file tree, languages, README, and contributors. It finds patterns in the data and maps them to real tasseography symbols, the same symbols tea leaf readers have used for centuries. Mountain. Skull. Heart. Snake. Teacup. Then Madame Steep reads them. Madame Steep is an AI fortune teller powered by the Gemini API. She trained at a prestigious academy (she won't say which) and pivoted to software divination when she realized codebases contain more suffering than any teacup. She delivers a structured reading of your repo's past, present, and future with a brew rating, a lucky commit message, and a one-sentence verdict. She will not help you write better code. She canno